fat ‘n’ sassy: measuring joy in micrometres
by bam
it doesn’t take much. never really does. the end-game, though, is everything: the skip in the heart when sweet leaflets of joy come wafting down from the clouds.
and so it was with the blueberry basket. i was paying little mind, going about the motions of putting food to the plate, en route to the mouth, at last to the tummy. i reached in the cold box that keeps these modern conveniences — and here i wonder, are we losing something, relying on refrigeration instead of plucking them straight from the bush? so early, and already so distractible, i am…
anyway, i was mentioning the cold box, the ice box, in my grandma’s vernacular, the one that keeps those little globes of summer from going flat, like old tires on a bicycle that’s not been ridden in months. i reached and grabbed the berry basket, the one hauled home from the store, alas not the farmer’s field.
i started to pour, to dump the blue balls of summer and that’s when i noticed: these were blueberries at their most swollen, blueberries who’d pushed out their skins to the point of near bursting, and then pumped the insides with that delectable potion of sweet-tart-and-pucker. these were blueberries fat ‘n’ sassy and filled with pizazz.
and so it was, at that very moment, that i felt my heart do a bit of a double-beat.
sometimes, that’s all it takes: joy measured in micrometres. a dimension the science books tell me is used in measuring infrared radiation wavelengths, the diameter of wool fibers, and the heft of cells and bacteria. human hair, you might wish to know, measures in at some 90 micrometres (the spelling of the international bureau of weights and measures, as opposed to the ingrained auto-correct that keeps slapping my hand, trying to get me to flip my “r” and my “e,” to do away with this british affectation of science). there’s a fancy abbreviation for micrometre/micrometer, but most keyboards can’t fathom it, so among common folk, the abbreviation is “um,” as in that ungodly pause when we’re fishing for words. a water droplet of fog, for instance — yes, they measure these things (though not necessarily with yardstick) — is sized up at roughly 10 to 15 ums.
but back to the blueberries, near doubled in girth, in micrometres. a measuring tape slapped round their middles right now, at the height of summer’s rising crescendo, when the cicadas start rubbing their parts, their noise-maker parts, and the hum of near august vibrates into the night, it might make a Vaccinium corymbosum (or highbush blueberry) blush with indigo pride. they’re packin’ a wallop right now.
and that’s all it took. that one increment of immeasurable heart tickle, it was all the delight i needed to add a skip to my summery morning. the air out the window was cool, northern-michigan cool. the berries in my bowl were zaftig. the day had nowhere to go but skittering southward. i’d reached the glory spot before my coffee had cooled one joule (dipping back into the annals of science, we pull out the word for a standard measure of heat energy, or thermodynamics).
with all these berries inflated to seasonal highs, i reckon, it must be time to crank the oven and beckon the boy in this house whose favorite page of mark bittman’s how to cook everything: simple recipes for great food (macmillan, 1998) is the one that’s splattered with smeared bits of butter and very old droplets of egg white (more than 10 to 15 ums, i assure you). the boy, now asleep in his bed, dreams day and night of blueberry cobbler, the dish he calls his finest (never mind only) baking hour.
it goes something like this, and it’s more than worthy of those fat sassy globes that define summer at its puckeriest.
blueberry cobbler
yield: 6 to 8 servings
provenance: mark bittman’s dear friend john willoughby, who found it in a southern boardinghouse, so you know it must be lip-smackin’ good.
4 to 6 cups blueberries, washed and well dried.
1 cup sugar, or to taste
8 Tbsps. (1 stick) cold unsalted butter, cut into bits, plus some for greasing the pan
1/2 cup all purpose flour
1/2 tsp. baking powder
pinch salt
1 egg
1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
1. preheat the oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit. Toss fruit with half the sugar, and dump in lightly buttered 8-inch square or 9-inch round baking pan.
2. combine flour, baking powder, salt and 1/2 cup sugar in food processor, and pulse once or twice (or, simply mix in a bowl, the old-fashioned way, with big spoon and muscle power). add butter and process for 10 seconds, or old-fashioned way, cut into flour-sugar mixture with pastry cutter or two knives, crisscrossing through the mound. by hand, beat in the egg and vanilla.
3. drop this mixture onto the fruit by tablespoonfuls; do not spread it out. bake until golden yellow and just starting to brown, 35 to 40 minutes. dollop onto plates. please wait for joules to dissipate, or you’re apt to burn your tongue.
savor under the summer night’s star-stitched sky. or as sweet spot to your morning’s coffee.
‘scuse me, while i go rouse the boy, and spin the dial on the oven.
and how do you take your puckery berries?
a wee bit of housekeeping: if you peek up above, to the few bold words under the title “pull up a chair,” you might notice there’s a new line, “the book: slowing time,” which means there’s a new place to poke around here at the table. seeing as this blessed book, Slowing Time: Seeing the Sacred Outside Your Kitchen Door (Abingdon Press, October 2014), is rolling toward the printing press any week now, and seeing as the real live bound galley arrived in a pouch on my front stoop last night, it seems high time to give Slowing Time its very own place to call home here where it all began. you’ll find a few bits of news, some very kind words that have rolled in under the transom in the last week or so, and whatever else you might care to know in the book department. click here to peek.
and may your third full week of july be sweet as a bowl of fat blueberries, cobblered or not….
Blueberries! Just the word makes me smile. I take mine any and every way I can get them! When they are in season, they join the cereal bowl every morning, dancing with those wholesome grains! I never say no to blueberry cobbler, but I don’t bake it that often. There’s only 2 people here, and we just don’t need the extra calories. Last time I made it, I did give half of it away. That justifies making it again soon. Most recently, I’ve been adding blueberries to a half cup of cottage cheese and calling that lunch. And probably next week I’ll go the farmers’ market and get more than I need. I’ll freeze them, hide those freezer bags deep down in the freezer, and come January I’ll pull them out so we can enjoy an almost taste of summer in the dead of winter. Next month we’ll have Michigan peaches! Ever make a peach upside cake???
you just made me SO hungry. my grandma lucille made the best pineapple upside down cake (i can see the fluorescent red maraschino cherries she’d tuck in the middle of each pineapple ring), and i remember how forward thinking she thought it was to get her pineapple from the tin, a modern convenience back in her kitchen glory days….
i should make an upside down cake and raise it up to the heavens, all in her name….
She got all this from blueberries, I thought?
It’s true– blueberries can be quite tasty
with RASPBERRIES,
but this much exaltation from JUST blueberries?
Well, she did use the word “dollop.”
I like “dollop”
like the thud of a scoop of vanilla ice cream dropped
into a cup of ripe red raspberries–
well, I guess blueberries would do just as well,
so, well, blueberries.
And then I’d never heard of the term “joule”
Perfect term. Except,not coffee-tea
steeped Lipton, none of that green stuff.
So, “joule.
And then she’d mentioned “northern Michigan.”
Well, then I was hooked
Who can resist a northern Michigan morning?
No one.
Not me.
So, tomorrow, Barbara
first thing–
it’s off to the farmer’s market
for northern Michigan blueberries
If William Carlos Williams can sing
about plums
you can gush about blueberries.
oh, mary, mary, this is MARVELOUS. yes, blueberries are enough to get me going. doesn’t take much. you made me laugh out loud. i think the beautiful thing about northern michigan bleues — and i know this from a dear friend in maine (go figure my geographical connection!) — is that rather than zaftig, wide-waisted, the best ones in northern michigan are more petite, the flavor distilled, concentrated, so you get perhaps double the wallop out of your dollop.
how perfect.
in cambridge last year, one of my very best friends happened to have grown up on a maine blueberry farm — or with serious access to her mother’s family’s blueberry mounds. she spent much of the year teaching me the wonders of the many varieties of berries us midlanders, especially urban/suburban midlanders, know far too little about.
“blueberries for sal,” anyone? robert mccloskey’s marvelous children’s tale….
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blueberries_for_Sal
Barbara–
my daughter-in-law and son are actually flying to Oregon from their home in California next week to savor the season of Oregon blueberries at her Mom and Dad’s house. Now that’s a long way to go for fresh berries.
Your joy, Barbara, and your delectable means of communicating it, is effervescent, and it supplies me with immeasurable heart tickle!
Reading about your scrumptious blueberries, “near doubled in girth,” brought back sweet summer memories of rising early, piling in the car with our three young children, and driving into the country to Finley’s Blueberry Farm. For me, and for all of us, it was the height of summer’s delight. “Ker-Plink, Ker-Plank, Ker-Plunk,” we filled gallon milk jugs (with the tops cut off and a loop of twine strung through the handle and tied around our waists, enabling us to pick with two hands) to the brim, and brought home enough blueberries to freeze, to eat in our breakfast cereal, and to give away to family and friends. There’s nothing on earth like picking blueberries straight from the bush while the sun beams down and wildflowers nod in the morning breeze and red-winged blackbirds proclaim that life is to be celebrated. Thank you for causing these wonderful memories to spring to mind!
Your blueberry cobbler sounds divine. xox
and thank YOU for bringing us into finley’s field, sound effects and all. plink-plank-plunk! i love the jug innovation. and your description of the beams and the breeze and the blackbirds…i feel the sun on my back, the breeze against my cheeks and i am inclined to cover my head from the dive-bombs of the red-winged blackbirds, who’ve spent the spring making sure i don’t tread anywhere in the vicinity of their nests….
you are a transporter…